i'm tired of mining and death and themes and trials and perspectives. there's things that everyone can agree on. Politics, my puckered asshole.

I feel utterly displaced.

These are my notes.

I'm an asshat

Misfits covering Black Flag.

The new Arcade Fire. It is. Very. Good.



Very.

Is anyone else completely fucking psyched for This American Life's TV show? I really can't wait.

I keep reading this and it keeps being beautiful.

I've read it for years.

Laziness barriers broken down.

Link

I've been running Vista for two weeks now. I've got to say that I like it. It's XP plus shiny.

I have faith in the particular lack of faith that Microsoft engenders among its more nerdy users to counter any dastardly transgression of my God-given rights to property, wealth, and the elusive "pursuit-of-happiness". I have faith that despondent individuals will provide adequate stop-gap measures for any sneaky soul-sucking measures that the Devil might have integrated on the sly.

God Bless America.


In other news, The new version of Microsoft Office is completely worth upgrading to. It's a nerd orgasm.

Despite the fact that the Swiffer WetJet is the ultimate symbol of waste, overconsumption, and laziness, it is my hero.

I imagine the mysterious liquid contained in the bottle to fundamentally deconstruct anything it is sprayed upon.

I know this is because I know nothing of chemistry. It's a little fantasy I allow myself to have.

I saw two squrrels having sex this morning. They did it on the side of a tree while vertical. It was incredibly fast and not very romantic.

I'm really sick. I get dizzy from sitting up.